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Perfectly Coordinated Plan

VP Pence is a Godsend.

Trump is Healthy

Congress is Worried, But I'm Not

Oil? Who Cares?

No Straight Answers

Tut tut. Undoubtedly there are no straight answers because there were no straight questions.

Forget About Italy

Trump is not concerned.

Asked about the development on Saturday, Trump told reporters in Florida he was not concerned and planned to continue to hold political rallies**.**

Need more evidence things are under control?

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Trump Goes Golfing

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Trump Can Golf, Obama Can't

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Golf Quiz

Q: Why can Trump golf but not Obama?

A: Because Trump has everything under control and Obama didn't.

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Why isn't that obvious?

Trump went golfing approximately 12 times this year including this past Saturday.

How cool is that?

It show exemplary control. There is no other possible explanation.

Word About Testing

Ignore those statements. Pence accidentally forgot to check in with the coronavirus czar before bragging about test availability.

Who is that? Mike Pence.

How Can Trump Be So Cool? Natural Ability!

  1. Trump "I Know So Much About the Coronavirus Because of Natural Ability"
  2. Tweets of the Day: More Trump Narcissism and Incompetence

Obama Flashback

“Look at Afghanistan, what a mess. Look at everything,” Trump said. “If we didn’t do anything with Iraq, if we never went there, if our presidents went to the beach, we’d be much better off. If they just went every single day to the beach and took it easy.”

Let Obama go to the golf course,” he added. “You know what? We’d be better off.


We Have Perfect Coordination

"We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on CoronaVirus. We moved VERY early to close borders to certain areas, which was a Godsend. V.P. is doing a great job. The Fake News Media is doing everything possible to make us look bad. Sad!"

Things are tuned so well that Trump is giving lessons on how to train tuning forks. No one else on the planet can possibly tune forks better than Trump.

Entire Yield Curve Crashes Below 1.0%

For the first time ever: Entire Yield Curve Crashes Below 1.0%

It's just what Trump wanted. Congratulations are in order.

Mike "Mish" Shedlock