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A War that has Already Ended Seven Times, “Will Certainly” End in a Few Weeks

Trump’s energy secretary provides more certainty.

Secretary Wright on the New Main Objective

The new main objective is opening the Strait of Hormuz, something that was open prior to Trump starting this war.

We had to close the strait to take credit for opening it. Does that remind you of anything?

Vietnam: “We had to destroy the village to save it.” Seriously, that was the statement.

Understanding the Objective

Wright at the Top of His Game

Wright said “We had a plan”.

Yeh, how did it work out,

A Bit of Certainty for a War that’s Already Over

War Ending Math Based on Statements Two Weeks Ago

List of Accomplishments

Oh, I forgot DOW 50,000

Canada Affirms Non-Commitment

Will This Statement Last a Week?

A Surprising Word About Surprises

What About the Media?

That is great commentary by Tapper. Please play it.

Trump should never have started this war. He owns it 100 percent now.

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2 months ago

while operation epic whatever is in the news operation epstien fury is not.

Quatloo
Quatloo
2 months ago

The war is very unpopular, which causes Trump and the MIC a lot of problems. Thousands of people signed up for the military after 9/11, and there was no need for Bush/Cheney to re-start the draft. I worry the FBI or Mossad will set up a false-flag operation, maybe helping some loser criminal with an Arab-sounding name carry out some attack on Americans in an attempt to sway public opinion on the war.

Last edited 2 months ago by Quatloo
El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  Quatloo

The kids that were playing on Kharg Island in Battlefield 3 are all grown up and ready for service. I bet they’re signing up in droves, with tears in their eyes, saying thank you, thank you, president Trumpstien.

Webej
Webej
2 months ago

So much negativity on display.

This war will be over quicker than you can say:

I will end the Ukraine war in 24 hours.

randocalrissian
randocalrissian
2 months ago
Reply to  Webej

But why has Trump re-started the war five or six times (forgive me I can’t keep pace with his vacillations)?

Dave Smith
Dave Smith
2 months ago

I did not think it possible to make Biden look competent, but Trump has done it

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  Dave Smith

Biden possessed some intelligence earlier in his life, and still retained some while in office. Trumpstien was never burdened with intelligence.

Fubar111111
Fubar111111
2 months ago

“Always start a war you cannot win, and the greatest victory in the history of victories will be yours” Don Tzu

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  Fubar111111

The real victory is the schoolchildren you killed along the way.

Peace
Peace
2 months ago

Hi, Iran.
Now I can guess your intentions.
You have nailed and boxed the world’s hegemon, Yankee, and his true ally, Israel.
You are trying to unite the Gulf countries, the Global South, and even Europe to distance themselves from bullies for the sake of fairness and peace in the Middle East and the world.
I praise you.
I respect you.
Cheers

Last edited 2 months ago by Peace
El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  Peace

Got us by the short and curlies, pluckin’ em one by one…

randocalrissian
randocalrissian
2 months ago
Reply to  El Trumpedo

It’s all a distraction so he can keep up with his girl diddling addiction

dtj
dtj
2 months ago

The war between Ukraine and Russia has lasted 4 years and counting.

The West will drag things out as long as possible before accepting defeat, no matter what the cost.

The war in Afghanistan lasted 20 years. Defeat was never admitted.

The puppet leader the United States put in place flew off with suitcases of cash day the US evacuated. The Taliban took photos of themselves in the presidential office that same day. 176,000 lives lost and $2.3 trillion wasted.

You name it
You name it
2 months ago
Reply to  dtj

MIC, running the show increasingly out in the open has 0 interest in a world at peace and in harmony. Displeases their Astral satanic masters & comes with consequences. Contract also required delivery of lives. Tens or hundreds of thousands if you please.

Bit like the parallel medical mafia system. Stick to what you’re told, apply the whole shebang, get paid & promoted or open your mouth and get kicked out real pronto.

Very easy to understand principle of civilizations on this planet. Oversimplified a bit but certainly not by much.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  You name it

The shithooks have gotten the upper hand, and are building a shithook civilization.

You name it
You name it
2 months ago
Reply to  You name it

> open your mouth and get kicked out real pronto

As if this needed any more proof

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/what-covid-policy-did-doctors-who-refused-stay-silent

Oleg Grozny
Oleg Grozny
2 months ago
Reply to  dtj

If you lose the war, the contracts stop. They also stop if you win the war. The best possible situation is prolonged indecision. The contract money floes year after year.

Quatloo
Quatloo
2 months ago
Reply to  Oleg Grozny

Perpetual war sells a lot more missiles, bombs, and fighter jets than peace

JohnF
JohnF
2 months ago

The ‘Board of Peace’ Kicks off Orchestrated World War III and Terror Attacks Worldwide – For ‘Greater Israel’.!
Military Boots Need To Collect The ‘Epstein’ PDF Warmonger$$ – For New Nuremberg Trials + Executions.!

Bam_Man
Bam_Man
2 months ago
Reply to  JohnF

‘Bored of Peace’ is more like it.

Nismo
Nismo
2 months ago
Reply to  Bam_Man

No, New wars!

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  JohnF

He allocated 10 billion for that board. Wonder where that went?

Tollsforthee
Tollsforthee
2 months ago
Reply to  El Trumpedo

And he’s the President of that Board for life.

It’s right in our faces, at an astonishing scale

randocalrissian
randocalrissian
2 months ago
Reply to  El Trumpedo

No you don’t, you know exactly where all $10BB went. But we knew that.

Joe Penny
Joe Penny
2 months ago

The US cries out in pain as it strikes you…

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  Joe Penny

STOP. MAKING. ME. HIT. YOU.

Webej
Webej
2 months ago
Reply to  El Trumpedo

You’re hurting my hand !

David Heartland
David Heartland
2 months ago

Fractured Fairy Tales. Remember those?
EVERYTHING is Topsy Turvey. THIS IS THE WAR TO END ALL WARS, right?

Bam_Man
Bam_Man
2 months ago

The war better end soon. The USS Gerald Ford has already been deployed for more than NINE months and has had its deployment extended to ELEVEN months – which I believe would be an all-time record.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  Bam_Man

If I were floating around on that big bullseye, I’d be pining for home too.

Bam_Man
Bam_Man
2 months ago
Reply to  El Trumpedo

The blocked/backed-up toilets were quite possibly not accidental.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  Bam_Man

I cannot tolerate toilet terrorism. It’s inhuman.

randocalrissian
randocalrissian
2 months ago
Reply to  Bam_Man

How many times do you need this war to end? Trump already won it SIX times

CJW
CJW
2 months ago

Sorry, but it is good to see Trump with his nuts in the wringer at least for a bit. A little humble pie builds character which he sorely lacks. Ultimately, the US will open the straight, it may need a permanent deployment of ships and marines to insure no mines, rocket launchers, drones, or missiles are used on tankers as they pass through the straight or the Red Sea but it is a small price to pay to guarantee what they already had before this excursion. The US can afford it I am sure, just think of all the money they will save when they cancel social security to pay for it.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  CJW

It’s not going to build character. It’s going to make him act out like an angry toddler, just like every character building opportunity that came his way.

He’s 80, addled, mean, and narcissistic. There is no return. He will die this way.

CJW
CJW
2 months ago
Reply to  El Trumpedo

I was being optimistic. You are probably correct.

Tony Frank
Tony Frank
2 months ago

It continues to amaze me as to how many apparently pay any attention to anything that comes out of dc. What a cess pool.

Jack
Jack
2 months ago
Reply to  Tony Frank

I thought the swamp was drained?

Shelmas
Shelmas
2 months ago

What surprises me is that there does not yet appear to be any significant erosion of Trump support among his base. Take farmers. Trump screwed them multiple ways with the tariffs. Who would have thought that China would simply stop buying soybeans from the US? Obviously not Trump. Who would have thought that tariffs on fertilizers would hurt farm economics? Obviously not Trump. And who would have thought that closure of the Strait of Hormuz would further impact fertilizer prices since a large part of the world supply of nitrogen comes from the Middle East? Obviously not Trump. And yet he still hasn’t lost support. Maybe this will change, but I have to say I am surprised it hasn’t already happened.

Sentient
Sentient
2 months ago
Reply to  Shelmas

Don’t trust those polls. GOP – aligned pollsters have been told to stay on the plantation or they’re cut off from contracts (internal polls are where the money is). Polls of “MAGA” base are polluted by defining MAGA as anyone supporting the war. Is s a tautology.

Last edited 2 months ago by Sentient
Kevin
Kevin
2 months ago
Reply to  Shelmas

It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. I would guess the hard core Trump supporters are very religious and value faith over objective reasoning. These are the type of people that get taken by televangelists and (other) scammers.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
2 months ago
Reply to  Kevin

The common clay of the new west…

Joe Penny
Joe Penny
2 months ago

Maybe this needs to be repeated, but the Strait of Hormuz is NOT closed.

“Iranian guy” has been on various news outlets (sans US Zionist propaganda news) stating this emphatically…everyone is free to pass, just not the US and Israel.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

CJW
CJW
2 months ago
Reply to  Joe Penny

I thought I saw a Thai oil tanker on fire the other day?

Joe Penny
Joe Penny
2 months ago
Reply to  CJW

Maybe it was property of “other hostile ally”?
+++++++++++

“Any vessel whose oil cargo or the vessel itself belongs to the United States, the Zionist regime or their hostile allies will be considered legitimate targets,” the Iranian military said, in a statement carried by state TV.

CJW
CJW
2 months ago
Reply to  Joe Penny

So do the Iranians review the ships manifest prior to striking?

Sentient
Sentient
2 months ago

I don’t feel compelled to hope the U.S. succeeds if what the government is trying to do is wrong.

Kevin
Kevin
2 months ago

Iran needs to do an underground nuclear test in the desert ASAP. No one gets hurt. The US and Israel are humiliated. Gulf states detach from the US. US might even detach from Israel.

PreCambrian
PreCambrian
2 months ago

Maybe we will have it start an eighth time “just for fun”. https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-hitting-iran-fun-admin-criticized-tone-11679413

CzarChasm Reigns
CzarChasm Reigns
2 months ago

It makes sense that this senseless war will probably end several more times over the next few weeks.

Say, how many times does a guy have to end a war to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here anyway?

most of you voted for the uniparty all your lives
most of you voted for the uniparty all your lives
2 months ago

If you stop the same war ten times, do you add “10” to the peace achievement index or just a “1”?

CJW
CJW
2 months ago

No you look for nominations for the Nobel piece price. As a minimum I am sure FIFA will come through again.

Warsh
Warsh
2 months ago

So is the next move by the Fed to raise interest rates?

Quatloo
Quatloo
2 months ago

This whole thing would be lauded as a great slapstick comedy if it weren’t so deadly serious

William Bishop
William Bishop
2 months ago

Enough already…..give it a chance for the good of all

I’m back robbyrob
I’m back robbyrob
2 months ago
Reply to  William Bishop
PapaDave
PapaDave
2 months ago
Reply to  William Bishop

A chance for what? To get worse and worse?

We lost the moment we attacked.

The only winners here are some oil companies and folks who were heavily invested in them.

What flavor of cult koolaid do you drink?

njbr
njbr
2 months ago
Reply to  William Bishop

What will the “good” be?

I’m back robbyrob
I’m back robbyrob
2 months ago

Iran War Exposes America’s Unfixed Supply ChainsWe have a trillion-dollar military without enough bombs to fight for more than a week, and none of the critical components needed to make more.

https://prospect.org/2026/03/12/iran-war-trump-military-america-israel-ukraine-bombs-supply-chains/

Creamer
Creamer
2 months ago

Well of course, building bombs is sissy stuff not fit for real lethal warfighters!

CJW
CJW
2 months ago
Reply to  Creamer

Most of it is spent on graft. You know $300 toilet seats and $150 hammers.

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