Unfortunately, this is not satire. Please tune in. 
At the Trump National Doral Golf Course, evangelical leaders gave praise to a gold statue of Trump. Trump delivered an audio message.
Mocking Catholics
“The statue is beautiful,” says Trump.
This video shows a dedication for the “Don Colossus” statue at Trump National Doral in Miami on May 6, 2026—not Mar-a-Lago. President Trump was not physically present; he called into the ceremony by phone to address the crowd.
It’s not like they are idolizing Trump, is is?
Let’s check.
“The dedication of President Trump’s gold statue is the most inspiring event in American history since Christ’s Sermon on the Mound. Now we are all free to publicly worship our chosen savior without fear of persecution, just as scripture commanded us.”
The above comment was by Gary Peterson. I was wondering if his comment was satire.
A quick look at hos bio provides the answer: “Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, who puts America First.”
Leviticus 26:1
New International Version
“’Do not make idols or set up an image or a sacred stone for yourselves, and do not place a carved stone in your land to bow down before it. I am the LORD your God.
New Living Translation
“Do not make idols or set up carved images, or sacred pillars, or sculptured stones in your land so you may worship them. I am the LORD your God.
English Standard Version
“You shall not make idols for yourselves or erect an image or pillar, and you shall not set up a figured stone in your land to bow down to it, for I am the LORD your God.
Webster’s Bible Translation
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down to it: for I am the LORD your God.
Kool-Aid
This is yet another excellent ad campaign for the midterm elections.
Every Democrat in the country needs to run against Trump and not their real opponent.
Musical Tribute
Trump as Gaston
What Trump Wants
I have stated this many times before and here goes again: “Trump wants adoration more than he wants to win any election.”
MAGA cultists are the only ones willing to give Trump what he wants. This is why he constantly appeals to the radical core,
Compared to what’s happening in MAGA land, North Korea starts looking like a sane place.
They captured the gold pot belly, LOL.
“False idols will appear from all around us, but the sin is not in their existence. The sin is in their worship”
― Da Vinci’s Demons S1
They worship Trump Statue because they’ve got something and they’re expecting more.
They are close friends and associates who benefitted from his powerful position.
They have made handsome profits such as insider trading, meme coins, etc. and more are coming.
That pic of the guys kneeling in front of the statue has to be AI.
It’s nice to know, despite his ascension to godhood, he still takes time to grift the little people: https://www.ibtimes.com/magas-are-fuming-after-email-confirms-they-will-never-get-their-500-trump-phones-deposits-back-3802572
There was a golden statue of him at cpac. Remember back in the 70s when the tv preachers were talking about the end of days.
So sad. Is this what we, the greatest experiment into government with integrity, have devolved into?
here is the plan Rejecting church and state separation is on the wish list for Trump’s religious liberty commission
https://abcnews.com/Politics/wireStory/rejecting-church-state-separation-list-trumps-religious-liberty-132808625
Same colors as the Israeli flag
But draping him in the flag might be a step too far
God, these people are pathetic little kissasses.
The Gary Peterson post IS satire
But, the others are not…
On the boob tube…
Pastor Robert Jeffress: “It looks like President Trump has a better understanding of what the Bible teaches than the Pope”
Today The US is a SCARRY place. Lot’s of ICE there I hear.
This *has* to be parody.
That said, I have personally encountered individuals who insisted, on the basis of no discernible evidence, that Donald Trump and Jesus Christ are in regular, direct, two-way communication, and they discuss personally and policy.
I have heard of, but have not encountered, individuals who insist that Trump is in fact Jesus.
EDIT: apparently, this statue is real. Wow.
1/3 of Americans support this clown. 1/3 of Americans suffer from deep mental illness.
Got exit strategy?
“The most inspiring event in American history since Jesus’s sermon on the Mound (sic)”
Marked above for compliance with Poe’s Law
I bet Putin and Xi are jealous! Build us statues also, they command!!
Can’t believe that anyone is surprised at what the taco lemmings might do.
And so it was in a time of darkness that men gathered to offer their young daughters to their Messiah, the Chief Pedophile of the United States, to be used by him to satisfy his unnatural lust. They gave thanks and erected an idol to worship him.
All hail our glorious leader!
If this abomination was in a public place people would be lining up to piss on it…
He should charge $20 to piss on it, Trump could make a billion real quick
Isn’t that sweet! I think sometimes people get a little carried away.
With their idol worshipping