The head of FEMA Response and Recovery says he teleported to a Waffle House in Rome, Ga.
Gregg Phillips Credits the Hand of God
The New York Times reports No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
In December, Mr. Phillips, 65, a former top health official in Texas, was appointed to head FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery. The office, with more than 1,000 employees and a budget of nearly $300 million, is central to FEMA’s job of responding to disasters like hurricanes, earthquakes and fires. Mr. Phillips was known, at the time, as a proponent of election fraud conspiracy theories, some of which were amplified by Mr. Trump.
Things got stickier for Mr. Phillips last month, when an investigative report by CNN detailed how, on podcasts and social media, he had propagated other conspiracy theories, used violent rhetoric in discussing former President Joseph R. Biden, and recounted how, on two occasions, he had somehow found himself being moved, by forces beyond his control, dozens of miles from two different starting points in Georgia.
“Teleporting is no fun,” he said on the podcast “Onward,” which is hosted by a conservative activist.
On Wednesday, Mr. Phillips wrote on Truth Social, President Trump’s social media platform, that the incident took place while he was heavily medicated as part of a cancer treatment. But he also described it as a miracle performed by God.
“The word ‘teleportation’ was not mine,” Mr. Phillips wrote. “It was used by someone else in the conversation reaching for language to describe something with no easy name. The more accurate biblical terms are ‘translated’ or ‘transported’ — not new ideas for people of faith.”
In 2024, Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host, said that he was “mauled,” while sleeping, by “a demon or by something unseen.”
Former Representative Matt Gaetz recently said that a U.S. Army official had told him about “hybrid breeding programs, where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication.”
The Office of Response and Recovery, which Mr. Phillips leads, is FEMA’s largest division and carries out some of its most essential disaster work.
Questions of the Day
Q: Why the Waffle House?
A: God decided that.
“Glory be to GOD!”
Q: How do genuine nutcases get to these key positions?
A: They are chosen on purpose, precisely because they are nutcases.
This is all you need to know: Mr. Phillips was known as a proponent of election fraud conspiracy theories, some of which were amplified by Mr. Trump.
Trump is surrounded by sycophants, liars, and nutcases. It’s a requirement to get the job.
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It was a near-death incident. To some, hell is a waffle house in Georgia.
An acquaintance of mine works for FEMA. They are horrified by this new director.
“Teleported” or “Stumbled in blind drunk at 2am”?
The Weekly World News once had a story about ‘faxportation.’
They had a photo of a guy in a fedora hat carrying his briefcase being fed feet-first into the rollers of a big fax machine. Sounded plausible to me at the time. LOL.
Trump is surrounded by sycophants, liars, and nutcases. It’s a requirement to get the job.
It certainly is. When Brandon was being propped up in power, his Admin was filled with such personalities as a luggage-swiping bald dress-wearing bearded lipstick wearer & a rear admiral failing the female disguise test, among others.
Power lures in these kinds of people.
That is our democracy. It’s sacred.
Say it isn’t so
Well this explains why there are so many melee’s at the Waffle House late at night — people are infuriated when they discover they’ve been transported there at 2:00 in the morning.
Saves on gasoline expenses too! Conserving fuel is important these days.
But how did he get back home – did he walk?
Really not looking forward to a society where everyone is a religious nutjob trying to convince me to ignore reality and use religion to justify atrocities.
If your God is OK with genocide then that’s not a God I care to invest in. Science is real. Faith is, literally, imaginary.
“…Mr. Phillips wrote on Truth Social, President Trump’s social media platform, that the incident took place while he was heavily medicated as part of a cancer treatment…”
I’ve heard that people being treated for cancer will often smoke copious amounts of pot to cope with the pain. A common side effect of smoking pot is coming down with the munchies. The munchies can cause a person to crave sugary breakfast foods and those folks often end at the closest diner with no recollection of how they got there (i.e. they teleported).
Well, on another note, I had a friend (since deceased) that had a severe medical trauma where I believe he was pronounced dead. Somehow, he survived. I was talking to him at a fundraiser to cover some of his medical bills. He told me that he had the weirdest experience…most likely in his mind. He said he recalls passing to the ‘other side’. He said he saw himself dressed in a brilliant, white robe. This friend wasn’t a crackpot. A good chance his mind was playing tricks on him? Maybe a dream due to medical drugs during his induced coma? I haven’t a clue, but he was pretty adamant about what he experienced.
A brain starved of blood and oxygen quickly begins dying and produces all kinds of random nonsense. Once blood and oxygen return, it tries to make some sense of the random nonsense based upon previous expectations.
He should have been appointed as head of the Ministry of Magic although he doesn’t know if he apparated or traveled by Floo powder.
https://youtu.be/GFz2DZLYkuU?si=VLpvab70uA-3QSin
God answers all prayers. Unfortunately when your 5 year-old son contracts a rare cancer and you pray for his quick recovery, God answers with a resounding “No, a slow painful death for him!”. But when you pray for a tall stack of delicious pancakes, God answers “Yes! Off to the Waffle House for you!”. Praise Jeebus!
Teleportation is possible but humans dont have the technology yet. There are hybrids amongst us who have begun the process of getting us off this planet and aiding our survival. Give it a few more years and this will become not only well known but accepted. Religion is a man made concept by charlatans who have zero understanding of science.
Don’t take the brown acid.
Keep your cool, everybody. I can remember stories about Mrs. Nancy Reagan consulting fortune-tellers. Nothing bad happened then. Lots of people in high places go to church, which to my mind is just as mad as thinking you have been teleported.
I worry about people who think they know science and believe in climate change and the rest of it. The old religions are relatively harmless.
Nancy Reagan did not hold an official position of power though, and nor was she elected or appointed. Thats a big difference.
You know why “Waffle House”?
Cuz International House of Pancakes isn’t MAGA.
“Sam Brinton” anyone?
Remember that guy who supposedly stole suitcases for sake of people’s underwear?
We replaced that guy with people like this guy.
“Something something the circle is complete.”
ya, that happens at least once to everyone.
I dont know how I got here or where the last 2 days went but G D a waffle sounds delicious!
There is a pretty foggy line between being black out drunk on Saturday night, and trying to sober up in a Waffle House in the little hours of Sunday morning.
I think we have a winner!
I dont know how many people on this site are from the south but let me tell you some weird @&$) happens late night the waffle house. Im sure even more in rome ga.
Rome is a bit far from the georgia guide stones though. Sounds like mr phillips been eating some of the mushrooms that grow on the cow patties.
Is Trump dead at Walter Reed?
Uh – No
But lots of rumors swirling
Chuck Norris had a medical emergency a day before he was dead
he’s alive but his impulse control has taken a bump down. He was dropping F bombs on truth social this Easter Morn
There are tinfoil rumors that a planned alien invasion psyops is in the works.
Why? Another multi-trillion financial bailout is needed just like with the COVID scam that most people fell for (including myself at the beginning). COVID was extremely effective at keeping everyone distracted while the bailout took place.
They need another big excuse this time, but I guess the war with Iran would be sufficient. No need to involve aliens in the next planned bailout scheme.
As far as aliens/UFOs, I never believed in them. If there was extraterrestrial intelligent life that could reach us, their existence would be detected with radio telescopes and up until the present time all we’ve heard is static.
Space is really, really, REALLY BIG! Our antennas are really, really, really small. We are way too stupid for aliens to give much of a damn about. We have a significant chance of destroying much of what we’ve built. But I imagine they are keeping tabs. Their acknowledgement could be really disturbing for religious people though. And they could be insistant that we learn from our own failures and successes.
Of the thousands of videos and images of UFS, there has not been one (NOT ONE) image that has been in appropriate focus…
white house Faith Advisor Paula White-Cain’s attempt to rehabilitate the president’s religious image during a Fox News appearance backfired spectacularly Saturday night, triggering a wave of mockery after claiming Trump attended Saturday and Sunday school up to three times a week as a child.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iu4j537hox5huj4bwnwgub4z/post/3mipo46iml62g?ref_src=embed&ref_url=https%253A%252F%252Fwww.rawstory.com%252Ftrump-faith%252F
In 2016 he said in many interviews that the Bible was his favorite book. Read it all the time. Two interviewers asked him for a couple of his favorite proverbs/verses. Just two! He hesitated and said, “they’re too personal”. He makes the lies up quick, I will give him that!
To give the batty woman a little credit, I remember being weirded out by “Monday Nite Football Thursday Edition”.
Getting beamed to a Waffle House is amusing. Hegsdeath and Trump glorying in their illegal and immoral aggression is horrifying. Looks like it’ll take a lot of combat deaths to rouse this country against the Trump-Bibi war. The deaths will be forthcoming, but whether the numbers will be admitted is another question.
Probably 60 percent of American and a good chunk of the rest of the world are waiting on the republican party to wake up.
USA serfs cannot find their way out of a paper bag, without agent provocateurs shepherding them into the next one.
I have seen that same Waffle House in many parts of the country. Now I know how they did it.
A. I rather like Waffle House as an occasional treat. Before you judge, consider: In addition to the food, there’s always a non-zero chance of a floor show. Think of it as the poor man’s dinner theater. Alas, living in Iowa, there are none around. So I should rather like the idea of being teleported.
B. Given the recent events with the TSA debacle, I’m sure I’m not the only person who read that who thought they would like the address of this teleporter, even if it only does go to a Waffle House in Georgia.
In several.states one can be barred from holding public office for not subscribing to some form of mystery cult. Of course, the most popular one in America requires ritualistic canniibalism and is plagued by a pedophile priestly class. So, one can soundly argue that almost all officeholders are objectively insane. Seems like beyond that we’re just splitting hairs and piling on.
I would not dismiss these claims of alien breeding, teleportation, or being mauled by demons.
Nick Pope worked for British intelligence in the area of UFO’s and extraterrestrial activity. He frequently shares his experiences on the show Ancient Aliens. He mentioned hybrid human-alien breeding programs a couple of times. The show has also presented material about people in altered mental states experiencing interactions with other worldly dimensional beings.
My dad has witnessed UFO’s twice. One was with a congregation leaving after Mass was over. The other was the Christmas UFO over the Hudson Valley NY, where many people called to report the event.
My personal experience is more of the paranormal. When I was in elementary school, my mom’s best friend announced she was going on a trip 2-4 hours away. My first thought was she is going to die. She did, by a drunk driver . Another time I got this strong urge my high-school sweetheart was was trying to contact me. 3-days later she sent me an email. I had not heard from her in the prior 6 years. There is much more that I’ve witnessed the past 2 years that is too much for random chance. Just because experiments can’t be reproduced now does not invalidate those experiences. One day we’ll have equipment and understanding of the unexplainable.
Man my post was mocking but I’m afraid this one is genuine isn’t it?
I think the only thing unexplainable in your above ramblings is your own sanity.
For me, part of the qualifications are a complete lack of them.
MAGA leaders sure know how to reach out and grab their conspiracy nuts.
If only Art Bell had lived to see this wondrous age.
This conspiracy must have something to do with chickens.
Think about it…
TACO: chickens…
Waffles: chicken…
So, why cross the road?
No reason when you can teleport.
There: Two mysteries solved with one bird.
If the War negotiators from Iran and Russia are facing possible nutters like this—– that were chosen by Trump —— then maybe it is time to consider prayer.
And you don’t believe him? I’m starting to think there might be some liberal bias to this blog and its author. Everyone knows translation is mentioned in the Word of GOD multiple times, and that GOD’s favorite people can do this at will. Only LIBERALS and fools don’t believe in this.
Some of you people can’t teleport to Waffle House whenever you want and it shows.
“Dear Lord: Save me from your followers. Hurry please!”
I guess most people needed to see an explicit /sarc tag.
Impossible to be surprised at anything related to the tack and his dc lemmings.
Having spent a good bit of time at Waffle House after the bars closed, I don’t see his teleportation claim as outlandish. Weird things happen at Waffle House after 2am. It’s part of the draw.
Interestingly with the LaNina current in effect in the pacific ocean we will have a similar hurricane setup this summer to the year Hurricane Andrew spooled up right off the coast and hit Homestead Florida (HARD).
FEMA was instrumental in the rescue & recovery operations. They rescued people, created housing for displaced people, cleared roads, aided in access for utility crews and distributed emergency food and water. Lots more.
Not sure this guy is up to the task but perhaps the experienced leaders under him will be able to carry the ball without a competent quarterback.
The epicenter of the aid distribution will be Mar a Lago.
Nice that someone picked up on what I was dropping!
😉
I missed it! Glad you explained the joke.
Paper towels for everyone who has lost a house.
Fire season in the west might be big this summer.
Their tiny church is on the cover of JD Vance’s new book. They don’t know him.
JD Vance’s new book has a photo of their church. They don’t know Vance. – The Washington Post
They are lucky.
In the arms of Morpheus, most likely.
Hope he recovered from his illness.
“We don’t know what Trump wants from us’If you dont know what the heck is going on we peasants certainly dont know
https://www.politico.eu/article/estonia-defense-minister-donald-trump-nato-unclear-requests/
He wants everyone to love him, and to do whatever he says.
Estonia could help open the strait but bombing Washington DC or Mar-a-largo is a tall order.