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Good News, Trump Declares National Scallops Day to Combat Communists

IF THE COMMUNISTS GET IN, YOU’LL NEVER FISH AGAIN!

National Scallops Day

Truth Social: Today I am declaring a National Scallops Day to celebrate an action taken by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) that will open up the Northern Edge of Georges Bank to Scallops Fishing, fulfilling the dream to our Great Fishermen who were so badly treated by the Obama and Biden Administrations, and by the Country of Canada. That will mean millions more pounds of beautiful Wild Scallops a year on the kitchen table of Americans, and more Jobs in Norfolk, Virginia, Cape May, New Jersey, New Bedford, Massachusetts, and essentially all parts of the East Coast. This is in addition to freeing up a massive area off the East Coast for our Great Lobster Fishermen, and others (An Environmental Monument declared by Barack Hussein Obama and Sleepy Joe Biden, that I terminated!), and a half a million square miles of the beautiful Pacific Ocean, where every country was allowed to fish except for our Great American Fishermen! I have opened up the Oceans, Rivers, Lakes, and Seas to our Fishermen, and freed them from ridiculous Environmental restrictions that allowed other countries to take advantage of the United States’ Waters under Barack Hussein Obuma, Sleepy Joe Biden, and the Dumocrats. It is my Great Honor to have done so because I am the Fishermen’s Friend — GO OUT AND VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE MIDTERMS, BECAUSE IF THE COMMUNISTS GET IN, YOU’LL NEVER FISH AGAIN! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Jul 02, 2026, 11:48 AM

There was a time when a headline like this had to be from The Onion or the Babylon Bee.

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Tony Frank
Tony Frank
5 hours ago

Glad to see that taco continues to get his priorities in the right order.

Green Mountain
Green Mountain
8 hours ago

Is this US fishing area or is this the area of George’s Bank that is Canadian? He could be violating the treaties. I have no idea but there are treaties that govern that area and two, I thought scallops could be fished. I just wondering how much of a win. And finally you can open it up all you want but are there fish, lobsters there. I don’t know the answer but that is what a lot of these fights are about. How to save dwindling fish stocks. I am quite sure Trump could care less on the later issue.

‘Lil Mr.
‘Lil Mr.
7 hours ago
Reply to  Green Mountain

He need to create a dumpster fire so he can then put it out.

I’m back robbyrob
I’m back robbyrob
8 hours ago

Everyone Is Celebrating Falling Oil Prices — One Analyst Warns They’re Actually the First Sign of Something Much Worse
https://nationalsecurityjournal.org/everyone-is-celebrating-falling-oil-prices-one-analyst-warns-theyre-actually-the-first-sign-of-something-much-worse/

Flavia
Flavia
8 hours ago

It’s called demand destruction.

‘Lil Mr.
‘Lil Mr.
7 hours ago

I don’t think we’re in that territory unless there is something majorly wrong with the underlying economy. There is plenty of demand for electricity for data centers and sweltering summer temperatures. The cost for cooling those centers must be off the charts. The only problem I see on the immediate horizon is Ai taking jobs. That could trigger a massive transfer of wealth and recession when not enough people have money to buy and support the rest of the economy.

Rogerroger
Rogerroger
4 hours ago
Reply to  ‘Lil Mr.

Yup i think over time a good chunk of people will get knocked down a notch as someone more qualified gets their position.

MPO45v2
MPO45v2
8 hours ago

Those rules were put in place because of over fishing and the collapse of ecosystems. I guess Trump is moving from screwing farmers over to screwing fisherman. You reap what you sow and fish.

Do worry, Trump, Walrus and the GOP will find a way to make things even worse.™

MMchenry, CFA
MMchenry, CFA
9 hours ago

Well, if Trump is creating “National Scallops Day” it’s only FITTING THAT OVER HALF THE SCALLOPS TRADE IS EITHER FAKE, OR PADDED WEIGHT FRAUD.

1.) Fraud my Product substitution ~20%+: I heard from fisherman in Florida that they take a cookie cutter to stingrays to create fake Scallops. Is that true?
“Yes, this is a well-documented form of seafood fraud. broader federal and independent data suggest that overall US seafood fraud sits between 20% and 33%”

2.) Fraud by weight: ~85-86%! ” Untrustworthy processors soak real, lower-quality scallops in a chemical bath of sodium tripolyphosphate and water.
The fraud: The scallops absorb the liquid like a sponge, inflating their size and weight.
The cost: Independent lab tests have found that some major supermarket brands of “all-natural” sea scallops are actually up to 85% to 86% water weight, meaning consumers are paying premium scallop prices for chemical water tap volume.

A fraud rife product, well suited for Trump. Must be one of his favorite seafoods.

Last edited 9 hours ago by MMchenry, CFA
El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
9 hours ago

I wonder how much he got for the endorsement.

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