That comment is on tape at Trump’s Future Investment conference.
New Level of Crassness
This following a clip from President Donald Trump’s speech at the Future Investment Initiative (FII) Priority Summit.
“He didn’t think he’d be kissing my ass. But now he has to be nice to me. You tell him he’d better be nice to me.”
If I am not mistaken, that is a new low in diplomatic idiocy, on video display to the entire world.
And the irony is staggering. Trump started this war that no one in the Mideast wanted except Israel.
The Correct Attitude
“You can mock me all you want, but I’m not sending British kids to die for your losing war.”
Accurate Reflections On Intelligence
Is Ukraine a Better Ally for the Mideast than Trump?
The deal on the table changes everything about this war. Ukraine is offering Gulf states 1,000 drone interceptors per day. Each Sting interceptor costs $2,100. Each Patriot missile it replaces costs $3.9 million. In exchange, Ukraine wants the Patriot missiles the Gulf states are burning through, because Kyiv cannot get enough of them to stop Russian missiles.
The National reported on March 27 that Zelensky told reporters: “We’d like to quietly receive the Patriot missiles we have a deficit of, and give them a corresponding number of interceptors.” AFP confirmed the UAE agreement on March 28. Eleven countries have formally requested Ukraine’s drone defence expertise per Zelensky’s own count. Over 200 Ukrainian military specialists are already deployed across the UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Jordan.
Grok’s Verification Analysis
- Zelensky’s visit and UAE (plus Qatar/Saudi) defense cooperation agreements: Confirmed. Zelensky met UAE President MBZ and signed a security/defense cooperation deal focused on air defense and counter-drone measures on March 28. Similar deals were signed with Qatar the same day and Saudi Arabia shortly before (reported via AFP). aljazeera.com
- Ukraine offering ~1,000 drone interceptors per day (e.g., Sting system) in exchange for Patriots: This matches Ukraine’s stated production capacity and Zelensky’s explicit barter proposal. Ukrainian manufacturers have publicly discussed scaling to tens of thousands per month (roughly 1,000+/day). The “swap” framing—Ukraine supplies cheap, mass-produced interceptor drones + expertise; Gulf states provide scarce Patriot PAC-3 missiles—is directly from Zelensky. euromaidanpress.com
- Exact Zelensky quote: “We’d like to quietly receive the Patriot missiles we have a deficit of, and give them a corresponding number of interceptors.” This is real and widely reported (including by The National around March 27 and echoed in Defense News, Hindustan Times, etc.). fortune.com
- Sting interceptor cost ($2,100) vs. Patriot ($3.9 million): Directionally correct and consistent with public figures. Ukrainian interceptors (including Sting FPV-type systems) are routinely described in the $1,200–$2,500 range; Patriot PAC-3 interceptors are in the multi-million-dollar range (commonly cited near $3.5–4M). The post’s specific numbers align closely with reporting. quwa.org
- Over 200 Ukrainian military specialists already deployed: Accurate—reports specify ~228 specialists operating in exactly the five countries named (UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Jordan) to advise on and help intercept drones. defensenews.com
- 11 countries have formally requested Ukraine’s drone-defense expertise: Directly from Zelensky (reported mid-March). This includes Gulf states, the US, and European neighbors of Iran. france24.com
- Broader context (Gulf states burning through Patriots on Shaheds): Also corroborated. Gulf/U.S. forces have expended hundreds of expensive Patriots in days against low-cost Iranian drones, creating the exact incentive for Ukraine’s cheaper, higher-volume alternative. fortune.com
Schrödinger’s Trump
Trump’s Claims with Key Additions
Trumps claims that the war will be over in a few days, that he already won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, needs no help to win the war, the war will be over in 4-6 weeks, and there is no war in the first place because it’s not a war but an excursion. The excursion is needed to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have destroyed last year.
If that’s not perfectly clear, what is?
Trump Correctly Analyzes His Own Arrogance
Trump’s Explains His Inept Cabinet
“I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.”
Trump Top 10 Statements Made March 26
- We will not negotiate. Of course they’re negotiating, [Mish: How is that logically possible?] Who wouldn’t negotiate?
- Now, before this started, the Dow hit 50,000. The S&P hit 7,000. Both of those achievements were not achievable. [Mish: Now that’s an amusing revelation]
- We’re building an arc, a triumphal arc, which will be incredible for the city, incredible.
- We love the farmers. We gave them $12 billion and they’re extremely happy.
- See, I’m a gold person. It’s all real stuff. You can’t imitate it. Someday, they’ll discover a paint that will look like gold and the guy’s going to be the richest man in the world.
- I love the government like I love myself economically.
- He was shocked, the head of Sharpie gets a call. So, for $5 — it could be zero — but for $5 I get a much better pen than for $1,000. And I can hand them out and actually they become hot as a pistol.
- You know, I settled eight wars, and many of them, I think were more difficult than this one.
- I mean, I read a story today that I’m desperate to make a deal. I’m not — I don’t — if I was desperate, he’d be the first to know.
- We have done an amazing job. I had to do a little stopover; I call it an excursion.
Yes, those statements were all made in a single day.
Here’s a bonus eleventh.
“And my predictions have been right. Trump was right about everything.”
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“My favorite is getting democrats to come to the defense of pedophiles, human traffickers and murders who happen to be illegally in the country”
My favorite is idiots who protect rapists, murderers, pedophiles, and pedophile protectors because their head is up Trump’s ass.
3-Star Mishelin award granted for best comment of 2026 (so far).
Had a nice dinner and came back to more Love than I thought – so here are some statements as promised by orginal post. The leading democratic canidate according to Polymarket, Gavin Newsom.
Before I start – I dont want to forget the fraud uncovered by Nick Shirley and the billion dollar train with no tracks. The communist came to town and San Fran gets cleaned up while the ordinary people live in poopville demonstrating again the care the democratic party has for the ordinary citizen. The well known billionaire drain and population fleeing.
(Newsom) Now some quotes:
“I am like you I am no better than you. I am a 960 SAT guy . … You have never seen me read a speech, because I can not read a speech.”
“Israel is an apartheid state”
“I revere the state of Israel. I’m proud to support the state of Israel”
Newsom talking about Trans women in sports “I think it’s an issue of fairness… It is deeply unfair”
“There is no governor that has signed more pro trans legistlation and there is no one that has been a stronger advocate of the LGBTQ community than I have.”
“I made bad decisions. That being said – the question is, does the public care about that?”
“Because the Democratic Party brand is toxic.”
and the list keeps going on…. We can do Schumer, Pelosi, Cortez
I think we can all look, reason and judge. I think I may almost be insulted that you have to sort to name calling.
Have you been drinking a bit heavily?
What fraud exactly? Can you point it out? You randomly spit out quotes from Newsom (whom no one was talking about, much less glorifying) but can’t seem to answer the most basic questions. “Wh-whu-What about- what about- what about-” doesn’t deserve a serious response because you can’t manage a serious post. Act like a retard, get called one.
“…the billion dollar train with no tracks.”
There is no train and they’ve spent multi-billions. And the Democrats there are raising taxes so they can spend more on it.
But there never has been any train and there never will be. It is a facade to milk tens of billions from tax payers for corrupt politicians and their special interests.
Gotta go to China for a thousands of KM of high speed trains that are cheap.
“If I am not mistaken, that is a new low in diplomatic idiocy, on video display to the entire world.”
What about “Let them eat cake”?
MISH,
You are being extremely DISHONEST by attempting to cover up the fact that BOTH Republicans AND Democrats are depraved pedophiles and murderers who rape, torture and kill children. BOTH Democrats and Republicans are EPSTEIN CLASS psychopaths beholden to zionist and NOT American interests. Unless you come clean and publicly admit that both Democrats and Republicans are corrupt zionist POSs, you will have exposed yourself as being a member of the EPSTEIN CLASS.
Iran is definitely negotiating and making deals.
They negotiated a deal with both Thailand and Pakistan to allow some ships through the strait for a fee.
It’s clear to see who is in control here. Now Iran will demand to be the toll booth for the strait of Hormuz and demand reparations from the US and Israel.
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You are winning for now. Goes until 12-31-26.
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The US and Israel are making the Islamic republic stronger
Iran (at least) is having its own 9/11 moment, and it’s all thanks to Trump.
https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/3/28/how-the-us-and-israel-are-making-the-islamic-republic
Huge crowds showed up for Japans F! (Suzuka) qualifying and the race. Almost no commentary regarding the cancelled races.
Yes, Japan has fantastic public transportation, so many could have arrived by their well developed train system.
Trump is beyond an embarrassment. He alienates more people every day. The mid-terms are going to be a disaster for him. He will loose the House and Senate, be impeached in the House, convicted in the Senate and removed from office. At this point that is the best thing that could happen. Vance couldn’t be worse.
Mish, what do you think will be the mission for the thousands of ground troops being sent? Is this a Trump bluff or is he going to go through with a ground war?
If only we knew this about him before the election.
/sarcasm
We had the stupidest trade war in history now followed by the stupidest air war. Maybe next we get the stupidest land war and eventually the stupidest nuclear war. Only three exciting years of this administration left.
It is terrible for a US President to be making such a comment. The only good thing is that the comment was about the despicable dipshit dictator MBS.
I bet it really rustled under his robe too. He’ll want revenge on old Trumpstien.
Revenge? How’s this for random speculation? Not to be confused with advocacy…
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Salman is simply shaking his head and chuckling at this since he is in on the caper. Just watching Trump & BiBi pound our munitions into his enemy Iran while he buys a few hundred thousand drones from the Ukraine and quickly snaps up Qatar, southeastern Iran and Bahrain in the vacuum.
Didn’t BiBi just snap up Gaza and southern Lebanon so he can put the pipelines from Iran, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Bahrain directly into the Mediterranean shipping lanes?
This feels like an insandely high stakes version of the board game “Risk”. (Think Trump ally Salman could be consolidating oil production over the region).
In the game of Risk, you have no idea what the other side is actually thinking but just try to stay out of the early fights and build up enough strength to advance and hold new territory. If you can hold, you can re-build enough strength to advance again.
If BiBi uses all of his military strength up pounding Iran Israel could be a sitting duck for the US or Saudi Arabia?
Sure it involves risk, death, mayhem and destruction, but do these people at the top care about the mere mortals?
For sure ~ AI has game played many scenarios that none of us could come up with, out to the various endgames.
The world hung in the balance… It still does…
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Well now Pakistan wants in on the action and they’re not saying nice things..
https://www.news18.com/world/were-no-qatar-will-beat-the-hell-out-of-them-pakistan-warns-israel-over-tehran-embassy-strikes-ws-l-9999448.html
I guess Trump is gonna need more US troops for Israel.
Git ’em!
$4.5 trillion in market cap destroyed I one month of Trumps War.
Trump toilet paper is selling well. soon the dollar with his name on it will be worth the same as a sheeet of it!
Australia will run out of fuel next week. If China cuts them off of jet fuel, their planes won’t fly. JP Morgan has a nice map out of when the oil will run out around the world.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PrepperIntel/comments/1s65x4t/jp_morgan_supply_chain_advisory_team_has_mapped/
Interesting map.
I wouldn’t want to be in East Asia / Austrialia because they import the bulk of the oil.
Europe and North America import virtually nothing (about 1.5 million combined) so in theory they can probably ration to get by.
But East Asia is going to be in a WORLD of hurt (13+ million in just 5 countries – India, China, Japan, S Korea and Australia).
India and China can get Oil etc from Russia.US may also do its bit to India,at least.Of course, at a higher price.
Southeast Asia is getting oil just fine for now. Thailand and Malaysia have negotiated their own deals to get ships through the Hormuz. I suspect Indonesia will do so as well at some point.
You can get a White House app now to be closer to him. It even sends him your location ever 4.5 minutes, so you know you are always on his mind.
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/white-house-app-gps-tracking-controversy-1788974
I Decompiled the White House’s New App
https://blog.thereallo.dev/blog/decompiling-the-white-house-app
I’m surprised this was allowed on the app stores. Tim Apple must have intervened.
Narcissistic personal disorder (NPD), part 2
Key Aspects of Judgment in Progressive NPD:
Gee, I wonder if any other world leader ever suffered from that?
Until fairly recently, that was all masked by alcoholism.
“Overconfidence and Risk-Taking: Grandiose narcissists are typically overconfident in their abilities, often leading them to make faster, less accurate, and riskier decisions. They are more likely to overpay in acquisitions and take high-stakes risks, often with negative long-term consequences”
I have a former in-law who is a narcissist. She hasn’t had a job in 15 months and is taking her half of brokerage holdings and is now day trading. I am getting the popcorn ready.
It is EFDS,Epstein Files Distraction Syndrome, the difference between Trump 1 And Trump 2.
The USA is a failed state. The people elect a narcissistic moron. Cheer on his rank corruption and feel proud about murdering people in other countries. People believe his election was stolen with zero evidence and blindly submit to obvious lies.
The majority of individual US voters are corrupt because they continue to elect people who dole out money for welfare and special interests, in addition to hold criminals unaccountable.
Unless you’re voting for Ron Paul, it’s impossible to not vote for a corrupt politician.
I’m afraid Ron has entered the same age range as the last two senile presidents.
Rand is… different.
A country run by a guy who is mentally ill. Check it on Google.
This means that the system is dysfunctional. He was nominated, elected, he is still in the office after 14 months. He is running the country to the ground and the system is OK with that. Everybody around him is fine with that. This is worse than Soviet Union under Gorbatchev.
Narcissistic personality disorder – Symptoms – Behaviors include a grandiose sense of self-importance, entitlement, exploitation of others, extreme jealousy, and fragile self-esteem that can lead to deep depression.
Narcissistic Collapse: This occurs when the tools a narcissist used to maintain their ego—such as looks, career success, or physical strength—fade with age. Without these, they may suffer a total breakdown, leading to intense rage, depression, or withdrawal.
Increased Bitterness: Older narcissists often become more aggressive, paranoid, and isolated. They may play the “victim” to gain sympathy and care from children or neighbors.
We are a country full of sick people. That 30% that are trumphumpers are just one of the kinds of sick we have. I bet 5% or less are what could be considered mentally healthy.
It’s been festering for decades, but I think the internet pushed us all over the edge.
They have been made so,deliberately The LSD experiment of CIA on US citizens, many others like testing for after effects of nuclear fall out, Syphilis on African Americans …And the number of unnecessary Vaccines a US child gets..OMG!
Thanks for your input, Dr. Sadasivan.
“Trump says intelligence played no role in his decision to start war.”
Sounds true in both meanings of the word intelligence.
Worth pointing out that the quote comes from Andy Borowitz, a well known comedian. Trump is such a disaster you can’t even satirize him anymore.
True. I only saw it after posting. But it sounded something that Trump would say on Truth Social. Trump and his crowd are putting comedians out of business. I haven’t watched SNL for some time because watching Hegseth on his own is hard to beat even by a professional clownshow like SNL.
But this Comedy is indeed a Tragedy!
I’ve caught myself being drawn in by quite a few of these fake quotes. Vigilance is required in The Bullshit Age.
JD Vance says that UFOs aren’t aliens visiting Earth from distant planets. The Vice President thinks they’re actually demons. ooook
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/2037611400223179189
Yikes! And this nutcase takes over when they invoke the 25th on Trump.
Space Demons! Now that’s a trope I hadn’t ever considered. I guess if the Mormons can have space god and space angels, it follows naturally.
Trump had the Department of Defense (DOD), changed to the Department of War because the acronym is DOW.
True story.
The best part is just after they did that they crashed it like the DOW Jones!
I don’t think the Framers wanted this much power concentrated in one person’s hands, sane or not.
They certainly didn’t envision a Congress as spineless as this one
Congress doesn’t have any guns or thugs.
Did Drumpf sell penny stocks?
When you offer contradictory statements and predictions about everything, it’s easier to claim later you were correct.
“This stock will drop 5%!”
“This stock will rise 5%!”
…
I was right!
Do we know that this War will be over in just a few days? Asking for the Donald?
It’s already pretty much over, didn’t you hear?
Has been over for more than a month, just ask Trump.
Apparently Iran isn’t checking their spam folder or something.
3500 Marines head to Middle East to do what?
Synchronized performance of the Hokey Pokey.
Shock and awe, baby.
Die
I love the people who take Trump literally. Most of these messages are not for you. They are for a specific person or group at a specific time. Let’s talk about a few examples. Nato defense spending, first term telling EU to find better alternatives to Russian gas and oil, getting the users of the Hormuz to help, getting Iran’s neighbor who have been attacked more than Israel involved and the list can go on. My favorite is getting democrats to come to the defense of pedophiles, human traffickers and murders who happen to be illegally in the country. Then showing the rest of the country who they are when they obstruct law enforcement: whack jobs with a temporary grip on sanity. Did I mention, the TSA debacle brought to you be Democrats. My view is any hope of winning the midterm elections due to Iran just went down the drain with the Airport debacle. The message is clear; Democrats don’t care about the average American and that message is resounding more than any of Trump’s statements used to negotiate. If I get enough encouragement, we can go through all the fun statements made by who ever the top Democratic contender is at the moment.
“They are for a specific person or specific group at a specific time.”
You know what it’s called when your opinions and even your entire truth changes depending on who you talk to? I’ll give you a few moments to think, scroll down when you’re ready!
The answer is “a liar”!
What’s clear is that MAGA will support whatever lies, contradictions or idiotic statements dribble out of Trump’s enfeebled, demented mind.
True members of the cult find their whole identity is invested and they find it almost impossible to leave.
They participate vicariously in Trump’s narcissism.
At this point, any remaining MAGA supporters show a total loss of connection to reality and should be treated as pariahs. You can’t have a functioning society built on a pile of rotting bullshit.
unfortunately for the strategy you just outlined is that there are cameras present and more than just that specific person is listening.
for example, when Trump says hes going to keep bombing Iran, just for fun, and also says he will stop, when he feels it in his bones, the Iranian people hear that and then that had a determination in whether they will support American actions or support their governments response to that.
same with our allies, when they
you know what, why am I wasting my time on an arrogant fool who will only understand reality when it hits them upside their head with a baseball bat.
“My favorite is getting democrats to come to the defense of pedophiles, human traffickers and murders who happen to be illegally in the country”
My favorite is idiots like StrongGnu who protect rapists, murderers, pedophiles, and pedophile protectors because their head is up Trump’s ass.
I guess forcing yourself to believe that is less painful than admitting you voted for this terrible administration and regret doing so.
Weak folks just break under that kind of realization. They don’t come back.
Oh the cuntery.
So you’re reading the trumpstien entrails like your some kind of trumpstrodamus?
Does he send you secret messages via your fillings too? Tuck you into bed at night with a kiss?
Maybe Trump has Mad Cow Disease.
certainly something: Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pensTrump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation.
Maybe Mad Cow Disease has him.
Certainly.
Bull in Chinashop
Every time you think the Chief Pedophile of the United States has reached a new low in stupidity and narcissism, he manages to go another level lower. I think by the end of his term he will be drooling on himself playing with his little pecker in a corner.
It’s time for the US to exercise the Twenty-Fifth Amendment. Vance may not be better from a policy standpoint, but at least he exhibits civility. Vance may be a crook, but as far as I know he is not a pedophile & serial rapist.
Keep him away from the furniture though.
Like Bill and Hillary?
Nah, turns out the Constitution was a suicide pact all along.
You can’t balance power between 3 branches if only one branch has weapons. This is what will bring us down.
It is time to dust off my copy of Common Sense & The Rights of Man (Thomas Payne).
Ultimate power lies in 330 million people holding an estimated 393-466 million guns, with 15 million new guns delivered to the US population every year.
If things get bad enough states can revoke the powers vested in the Executive branch via Constitutional Convention. States may then assemble militias, drawing upon vast numbers of well armed military veterans and hunters. The upper Midwest alone has an enormous army, many of whom underwent training by the US military, and extensive private arsenals. The Executive branch is outgunned.
A review of the Federalist Papers is probably overdue. James Madison and Alexander Hamilton considered the situation of a psychotic-narcissist-demagogue. The Twenty-Fifth Amendment also holds useful provisions.
So, do we now have a multi-verse Schrödinger Trump.
If you are outside the oval office, and he is inside, he both has and has not shat his pants in there. He’s in pooperpostion.
The Gulf states allow the occupation of their countries by US military bases, one would presume in part, because it should afford them some protection. Yet Israel-Trump’s war of choice–war of whim–has resulted in them being targets and not in the least defended. They should have taken a clue from the US permitting their master Israel to come into Qatar with bombings to assassinate negotiators.
Furthermore, they are being used to kill thousands of fellow Muslims. If they are not presently cogitating on the depth of their serious miscalculation and the utter dishonesty of the US Epstein class…
And now they’re dealing with Zelenskystein.
They must not have very good spies, or they would have known how much Israel controls the US government, and prepared accordingly.
What else could you expect from taco?
Clearly 5D chess….USA! USA! USA!
The first clue for me was when he started saying “America is now the hottest country.” I blew it off at the time as just quirky, now I realize it was much more than that.