Let’s do a series of fact checks on control of the strait.
Image Credit Initial source uncertain.
Truth Social Claim
Truth Social: Iran is having a very hard time figuring out who their leader is! They just don’t know! The infighting is between the “Hardliners,” who have been losing BADLY on the battlefield, and the “Moderates,” who are not very moderate at all (but gaining respect!), is CRAZY! We have total control over the Strait of Hormuz. No ship can enter or leave without the approval of the United States Navy. It is “Sealed up Tight,” until such time as Iran is able to make a DEAL!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Fact Checks
I am please to report “Fact Check True” on one item.
Q: What?
A: Yes, it is a confirmed fact that Trump said “We have total control over the Strait of Hormuz.”
Q: But Is his statement true?
A: No, that is another obvious lie.
If the US had control of the strait all non-Iranian-linked ships would be halted and all US-approved ships would enter and leave at will.
The US is mostly in control of a blockade of Iran-bound ships, not the strait itself.
Q: Mostly?
A: Yes, dozens of non-US-approved ships have gotten through
What About Iran’s Navy?
Truth Social: I have ordered the United States Navy to shoot and kill any boat, small boats though they may be (Their naval ships are ALL, 159 of them, at the bottom of the sea!), that is putting mines in the waters of the Strait of Hormuz. There is to be no hesitation. Additionally, our mine “sweepers” are clearing the Strait right now. I am hereby ordering that activity to continue, but at a tripled up level! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Q: Can you be in control if you don’t know where the mines are?
A: No
Q: Can you be in control if you have not stopped the small boats?
A: No
Q: Are the small boats far more important than the large boats?
A: Yes
What About US Minesweepers?
While the administration claims the mines are being cleared, reports suggest that mine-clearing in the area is a slow, difficult process, with some assessments indicating it could take up to six months to fully secure the strait.
Did the US Decommission Minesweepers?
Yes, per Navy Times: The U.S. Navy decommissioned four of its last specialized Avenger-class minesweepers stationed in the Middle East between 2025 and early 2026.
These aging vessels (USS Devastator, Dextrous, Gladiator, and Sentry) were removed from service and sent for disposal, shifting to Littoral Combat Ships (LCS) equipped with drones for mine-countermeasure operations.
This transition has prompted concerns about the immediate ability to counter mines in the Persian Gulf, according to The Wall Street Journal and The Christian Science Monitor.
Iran Made Minesweepers Great Again
The Wall Street Journal reports America Gave Up Some of Its Last Minesweepers. Then Iran Made Them Necessary Again.
The Strait of Hormuz could prove to be a testing ground for unmanned technology and AI in mine clearance.
The Navy hasn’t had a significant mine clearing capability in decades, former naval officers and analysts said. Now it faces having to deal with the risk of mines in one of the world’s most important waterways while the West’s thinking on how to deal with the seaborne threat is in flux.
Defense companies and navies, including in the U.S., are experimenting with unmanned technology and artificial intelligence that they believe will provide safer and more effective ways of clearing mines before they can do any damage. But while promising, limited amounts of that technology have been produced and it is largely untested in conflict.
“The U.S. Navy has neglected minesweeping, and our limited number of hulls will make it difficult to credibly escort oil tankers in a contested environment,” said Eliot Cohen, a scholar at the Center for Strategic and International Studies think tank.
I am pleased to report that Iran has provided the US an amazing opportunity to test out new minesweeper technology.
Q: Wait a second. Didn’t Trump announce “We have total control over the Strait of Hormuz”?
A: Yes, Fact Check True, as noted above.
In the Ridiculous Theories Department
Fact Check on Fertilizer
Q: Can we have a fact check on fertilizer?
A: Sure!
Q: “Do you have a plan to mitigate this fertilizer problem, Madame Secretary?” asked Fox News
A: “We have been every day now for almost 50 days having daily meetings in the White House,” said Brooke Rollins, Agriculture Secretary. “
Q: Good news?
A: “America has plenty of fertilizer,” said Rollins. … “I do want to jump back to the Biden administration.”
Q: “But what is the plan?” interrupted Fox News.
A: … a bunch of meaningless nonsense followed by “We have to re-shore back to America.”
The Biden Card

Biden Price Fact Check
I am pleased to provide these fact checks as a public service anouncment.
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Regarding market manipulation, please see Massive Insider Trading by the Trump Administration or Its Hot Connections
Details prove insider trading by Trump or his connections is not conjecture.
Regarding still more oil in yuan nonsense, please see What Does CFR’s Brad Setser Say About Petrodollar Myth and Reality?
“The glory days of the petrodollar are over,” says Brad Setser CFR fellow.
Oil is tiny relative to the $1.5 trillion surplus of “manufacturing Asia”—the buildup of dollars in the Chinese state banks and the buildup of offshore dollars in Hong Kong and Singapore from Chinese exporters drove the Eurodollar market.
The idea that pricing oil in yuan matters is ridiculous.
The idea that intervention in crude to protect bond prices that have barely moved for weeks no matter what oil has done is equally ridiculous.
But hey, constant hype sells.



Can the U.S. survive another 2 1/2 years of this Craziness . . .
Speaking of Biden cards, I’m really surprised I haven’t seen any Trump equivalent “I did this” Biden gas pump stickers. I saw the Biden stickers on social before seeing some in person, but I haven’t seen any Trump stickers even online). Anyone see any?
The people who put those Biden stickers are mentally ill, child-like, MAGA morons. The fact you don’t see the opposite tells you everything to know about who the petty people are in society.
Jun Brent $106.33
Nope. Guess the commie libs are too feeble for vandalism.
I could see making some magnetic ones though, so the guy that works at the gas station doesn’t have to scrape them off.
Q: “Do you have a plan to mitigate this fertilizer problem, Madame Secretary?” asked Fox News
A: “We have been every day now for almost 50 days having daily meetings in the White House,” said Brooke Rollins, Agriculture Secretary. “
Q: Good news?
A: “America has plenty of fertilizer,” said Rollins. … “I do want to jump back to the Biden administration.”
Wasn’t it clear to the reporter? They are shoveling shit in daily meetings for 50 days. That’s how the fertilizer problem is getting solved 🙂
Trump has misspoken, lied, made up, and maybe, I think told the truth perhaps. Now can you ask me that question again please…
Got exit strategy? No, because you want to fight? How, when starving?
Lifting the Jones Act, Venezuela and diesel exhaust rules is the “plan” for a world starved of fertilizer. If you ask what the plan is for helium, it would probably be: lifting the Jones Act, Venezuela and diesel exhaust rules. Bromide? Lifting the Jones Act, Venezuela and diesel exhaust rules…..Lol.
Jun Brent at $105.58 as I type this comment and rising.
Jul Brent at $99.93 and rising
Aug Brent at $95.01 and rising
I guess oil is rising because Trump wants it that way because he controls the Strait after all. Sorry farmers, Americans, and MAGA losers, your F150 is going to eat your rent money next month but it’s totally worth it to own the libs!
I already gave this week’s posts a 3-start Mishelin rating and it was warranted but this one gets a gold star crown for the funny images.
Do worry, Trump will find a way to make things even worse.™
Fact check: In the meme at top, it’s actually a chopped pot. The community cards are a straight, and Iran doesn’t have a better hand, so they BOTH have a Strait. FAIL!
So come on in, Donald! The water is warm!
Or, since, according to trump, the USAF completely controls the skies over Iran, Trump should fly over Iran, low and slow. Show those dirty Persians who’s really the boss!
Great post. And the Biden Card: hilarious & appropriate.