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Trump Ponders Boots on the Grounds to Seize Iran’s Uranium Stockpile

This harebrained idea appears to have originated with Mark Levin.

Mark Levin on Uranium Yesterday

Trump Weighs Military Operation to Extract Iran’s Uranium

The Wall Street Journal has this “exclusive” tonight: Trump Weighs Military Operation to Extract Iran’s Uranium

President Trump is weighing a military operation to extract nearly 1,000 pounds of uranium from Iran, according to U.S. officials, a complex and risky mission that would likely put American forces inside the country for days or longer.

Trump hasn’t made a decision on whether to give the order, the officials said, adding that he is considering the danger to U.S. troops. But the president remains generally open to the idea, according to the officials, because it could help accomplish his central goal of preventing Iran from ever making a nuclear weapon.

The president has also encouraged his advisers to press Iran to agree to surrender the material as a condition for ending the war, according to a person familiar with Trump’s thinking. Trump has been clear in conversations with political allies that the Iranians can’t keep the material, and he has discussed seizing it by force if Iran won’t give it up at the negotiating table.

The president and at least some of his allies have said privately it would be possible to seize the material in a targeted operation that wouldn’t significantly extend the timeline of the war and still enable the U.S. to be done with the conflict by mid-April, according to the person familiar with the discussions.

Trump referenced Iran’s uranium on Friday during an address in Miami, noting that the material was a central reason for starting the war. “I call it the nuclear dust,” Trump said.

The Uranium Operation

Any move to seize the uranium by force would be complex and dangerous, former U.S. military officers and experts said, ranking among the most challenging operations ordered by Trump. The potential operation, which would likely trigger retaliation from Iran, could also lengthen the war well beyond the 4-6 week time frame that Trump’s team has publicly outlined.

Teams of U.S. forces would need to fly to the sites, likely under fire from Iranian surface-to-air missiles and drones. Once on site, combat troops would need to secure perimeters so that engineers with excavating equipment could search through debris and check for mines and booby traps.

The extraction of the material would likely need to be conducted by an elite special operations team specially trained to remove radioactive material from a conflict zone. The highly enriched uranium is likely contained in 40 to 50 special cylinders that resemble scuba tanks. They would need to be put into transportation casks to protect against accidents. That could fill several trucks, said Richard Nephew, a senior research scholar at Columbia University and a former nuclear negotiator with Iran.

Unless an airfield was available, a makeshift one would need to be set up to bring equipment in and take the nuclear material out. The entire operation would take days or even a week to complete, experts said. 

“This is not a quick in and out kind of deal,” said retired Gen. Joseph Votel, the former commander of U.S. Central Command and U.S. Special Operations Command.

Trump has declined to publicly say whether he would order the uranium-retrieval mission. On Saturday, he urged his followers on social media to watch Mark Levin’s Fox News show, during which the conservative commentator advocated for Trump “to get the uranium.” 

Trump and Hegseth on the Greater North America

I interrupt this silliness with a word about Helium.

Where’s the Navy

Trump Wants to Seize Iranian Oil

President Trump said he wanted to “take the oil” in Iran, possibly seizing the export hub of Kharg Island, the Financial Times reported

The WSJ Reported this as Some Damage

Trump Says He Deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

Are They in the Room Now?

Great News – Iran Has Been Defeated

“Iran has been defeated militarily. Any violence beyond this point will be because Iran refused to understand they have already been defeated.”

LOL

Meanwhile we are preparing for an invasion of Iran with inadequate numbers of troops.

How Many Troops Needed?

For discussion of the above question, please see.

The former UK intelligence chief says Iran Has the upper hand.

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John Overington
John Overington
1 month ago

All this war analysis day after day, so many people thinking they know the next move, who’s winning, what should be done and by whom. This whole mess is distraction entertainment and you’ve totally fallen for it. Lies, injuries, deaths are the prices paid by the plebs so that the connected can line their pockets without the plebs realizing what’s happening. Always has been, always will be, unless the plebs wake up – but I see no sign of that. Wake me up when it’s over.

Sy_Tuck
Sy_Tuck
1 month ago

Sounds like you are all being “Art of the Deal” with.

This is a bluff that will never happen but will get everyone’s knickers in a knot. Then when the real event happens, possibly as we speak, of troops to hold the gulf islands and coast to secure the shipping lanes, everyone one calms down and says, “Oh well at least it’s not a full scale invasion into the heart of the country.”

This is also a good example of why people need to stop listening to every inane idea Trump farts out of his mouth. Follow his actions. His words are meaningless.

And very often they are worse than meaningless, they are half baked distractions to keep his ego pumped and people guessing and freaked out all the time.

PreCambrian
PreCambrian
1 month ago

I have a prize out of my box of Cracker Jacks that I will give to Trump.

Frosty
Frosty
1 month ago
Reply to  PreCambrian

If you spray paint it gold you could drop it on the floor and he will crawl under a table to get it.

While he’s under there?

Take your pick!

todde
todde
1 month ago

maybe Iran will give Trump what he wants just to shut him up.

a special ops raid would likely have the least American deaths out of any other options we are considering so sure why not.

if the dumbass can pull it off, then we go home hopefully.

Feral Finster
Feral Finster
1 month ago
Reply to  todde

Trump’s Israeli master would not be satisfied.

Jojo
Jojo
1 month ago
Reply to  todde

maybe Iran will give Trump what he wants just to shut him up.”

Along with yourself and the other ankle biters here.

Augustine
Augustine
1 month ago
Reply to  todde

You’ve been bamboozled by Hollywood to think that the Usonian military is worth its price. Special operations personnel die like flies all the time. That’s what they’re for. And, no, they don’t do what a division can’t; it’s just sabotage work that helps, but is far from turning the tide of any war.

randocalrissian
randocalrissian
1 month ago

Stealing Iran’s oil, why did Trump not tell us on day one that this is how to free the Iranian people from their religious leader oppressors? /s

astroboy
astroboy
1 month ago

It is call reparations. Notstealing. Or spoils of war. A rose by any name is still a rose.

todde
todde
1 month ago

the goal is to free the oil from the religious leaders oppressors.

looks like we will need to rebuild the oil production infrastructure first.

I wonder if Trump has a plan for the sure to be insurgency as he tries ti take the oil, assuming we can get to that point.

Lisa_Hooker
Lisa_Hooker
1 month ago

Perhaps He will send boots to Stockholm for that prize He covets?

Limey
Limey
1 month ago
Reply to  Lisa_Hooker

er I think you will find its Oslo. Back to skool for you Lisa.

Neil
Neil
1 month ago
Reply to  Limey

But Trump would definitely send the troops to Stockholm for that.

Lisa_Hooker
Lisa_Hooker
1 month ago
Reply to  Limey

Mia culpa. The Non-Nobel “Piece” non-prize is indeed managed by Oslo>

randocalrissian
randocalrissian
1 month ago
Reply to  Lisa_Hooker

You misspelled “is owed, and everyone and their dog knows it”

Frosty
Frosty
1 month ago
Reply to  Lisa_Hooker

Perhaps she is thinking of Trumps victims having “Stockholm Syndrome”?

Look at Rudi… Look at all the suicides of women abused in the Epstein files.

Last edited 1 month ago by Frosty
eighthman
eighthman
1 month ago

Thousands of US young men are going to die as a sacrifice in Iran. How do I know? Because Trump and Co. are trapped and have no options. Therefore, they will send Marines/Airborne troops into certain death – in an attempt to rally public opinion for an all out war. They will fantasize that they can create a Pearl Harbor reaction – that they desperately need. These people are completely amoral and this will emerge as the only way out. Military people need to accept responsibility for their own lives in this – or suffer the consequences, along with their families.

Phil in CT
Phil in CT
1 month ago
Reply to  eighthman

Yeah the Pearl harbor thing makes no sense. It was a surprise peacetime attack on us soil. Did successful North Vietnamese attacks on us soldiers increase or decrease support for that war? No one who already opposes the war in Iran will be swayed; we (already the majority) will just see it as more evidence of the foolishness of the pursuit. People will be furious about it.

astroboy
astroboy
1 month ago
Reply to  Phil in CT

Not a fan of ground troops outside of Kharg. The enemy is the IRGC and they are hiding in holes or have left Iran.

I suggest we keep knocking off IRGC leaders until we get one who will act rational. He will appear as an internal selectee and even organic to the IRGC.

VeldesX
VeldesX
1 month ago
Reply to  astroboy

That sort of thing hardens people, not softens them.

Creamer
Creamer
1 month ago
Reply to  astroboy

How’d that go in Afghanistan? Actually, I guess we could call the Taliban right now and ask since they kicked us out.

pokercat
pokercat
1 month ago
Reply to  astroboy

I suggest we change POTUS until we find a rational one.

Feral Finster
Feral Finster
1 month ago
Reply to  Phil in CT

Trump’s M.O. is to assume that America is a nation of morons. I’m not sure he’s wrong.

Look how many people talk about the 1979 hostage crisis amd never once ask why we might not be loved.

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago

I’m wondering if the US and Israel might be considering used enhanced radiation warheads (neutron bombs) to detonate underground to denature the uranium and impede attempted recovery by creating a subterranean radioactive hot zone, though surface radiation levels would be much lower.

The US has deactivated all of its ERWs but Israel is believed to have a large stockpile. Perhaps this will be how Israel publicly enters the nuclear club.

Note, I DO NOT ADVOCATE THIS. I’m merely suggesting they are they are crazy enough to consider it.

astroboy
astroboy
1 month ago
Reply to  Kevin

Hitting even 60% enriched uranium with ERW seems like a bad idea, as you said. I want the IRGC neutered and not Iran sunk into the ocean because of a large physics experiment.

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  astroboy

If the material is stored in canisters of UF6, there is no chance of them going critical. That’s why they are stored that way. Even if converted to metallic form and in an assembled warhead, the pieces are not stored as a critical mass. While the neutron pulse from the ERW would fission or transmute the U235 to a non- fissionable isotope other than U235, the fission rate would decay exponentially.

MelvinRich
MelvinRich
1 month ago

This reminds me of Hitler ranting about the next capital of the world, Germania. The Fuhrer even had models of the capital he proudly showed to sycophants. Trump showing off his new ballroom brought back these images.

You name it
You name it
1 month ago
Reply to  MelvinRich

..the next capital of the world

And Jerusalem new capital of the world. Couple of years old already so certainly outdated in parts.

https://stopworldcontrol.com/israel/

If Soerensen ever got something wrong it was his blind belief in Dr Strangelove.

astroboy
astroboy
1 month ago
Reply to  MelvinRich

The real estate guy has models of real estate he is building with his personal funds. My, how Hitler like is that?

MelvinRich
MelvinRich
1 month ago
Reply to  astroboy

builders, Hitler was architect.

PapaDave
PapaDave
1 month ago

Trump is getting frustrated because he can’t figure a way out of the mess he started.

So this morning he repeated this rant, where he negotiates through the press, which I paraphrase:

Negotiations are going very well with the new regime. They are very reasonable and have already agreed to most of our 15 point plan. They gave us a gift of 20 ships sailing through the strait. This could be over, very soon.

But if they don’t open the strait within 2 days, we will take over Kharg island, take their uranium, take their oil, destroy all their power plants and desalination plants and then leave them with the mess we made.

Iran’s response also remains the same. We are not negotiating.

Interesting that he announces this just before the markets open Monday morning.

Pedro
Pedro
1 month ago
Reply to  PapaDave

He’s bat shit crazy

radar
radar
1 month ago
Reply to  PapaDave

Can Iran pump oil to the island if the powerplants are destroyed?

astroboy
astroboy
1 month ago
Reply to  PapaDave

He is offering sticks or carrots. Pretty obvious and simple.

Quatloo
Quatloo
1 month ago
Reply to  astroboy

Yes, I’m sure there is record of that in the Epstein files too

VeldesX
VeldesX
1 month ago

Mark Levin. One of the most — if not the most — carcinogenic & irritating personalities ever to pollute the airwaves. He does not belong on the air. Neither does Ben Shapiro. Two fire-breathing pipsqueaks. Yet here they are. How does this happen? Who decided “Mark & Ben are great! Let’s cancel the other guys and promote them!”

When they screeched onto the radio dial, I tuned out. Why didn’t anyone else?

alx west
alx west
1 month ago
Reply to  VeldesX

it is not USSR. USA is still free contry

there is a knob on your tv, called channel switcher

learn how to operate

Flavia
Flavia
1 month ago
Reply to  VeldesX

There have always been odious personages on the air.
Ya just tune them out.

VeldesX
VeldesX
1 month ago
Reply to  VeldesX

Yeah, uh… you two know how to read, but clearly not to the end. Try doing that before hitting “post comment”…

Last edited 1 month ago by VeldesX
Tom
Tom
1 month ago

I called this on your March 30 post about the odds.

We have,conquered and crushed Iran so many times this month, Trump gets all the peace prizes.

I wonder what happens when they rocked. Will they still be of Warrior Ethos or suckers & losers?

eighthman
eighthman
1 month ago

What no analyst seems to grasp: an elderly madman – a heartbeat away from eternity- cannot be stopped by anything short of an outright coup – AND he is going to wreck the US and global economy. Impeachment is over a year away and unlikely to remove him. His corrupt delusional cabinet will not remove him (25th Amendment) as they depend on him for power. The Adelson’s bought him ($250 million), Epstein evidence has him cornered. And our “brave” military doesn’t offer condemnation of his suicidal policies.

Flavia
Flavia
1 month ago
Reply to  eighthman

The military can’t express political opinions.
And the POTUS – whoever they are – is their commander-in-chief.

Augustine
Augustine
1 month ago
Reply to  eighthman

The military will gladly get combat pay, get some medals and advance their careers. Remember the racket that they ran in Afghanistan, cooking the reports to extend the war to their own benefit?

astroboy
astroboy
1 month ago
Reply to  eighthman

As of this instant, 12 up votes and no down votes. Informing, no?

Limey
Limey
1 month ago

Anyone starting to detect mission creep with this expedition.
I’m sure US taxpayers are thrilled at that very expensive AWACS aircraft being turned into the raw material for cat food tins.

Flavia
Flavia
1 month ago
Reply to  Limey

Chump change. We were expecting one or two destroyed aircraft carriers.

most of you voted for the uniparty all your lives
most of you voted for the uniparty all your lives
1 month ago

Clown World!! This is Biden’s 2nd term!

Jojo
Jojo
1 month ago

I am quite enjoying watching all of you pull your last hairs out and turn red from elevated blood pressure in your inability to have any effect whatsoever on Trump no matter how frequently you post or how hard you beat your keyboard! 😂😂

Last edited 1 month ago by Jojo
Jon L
Jon L
1 month ago
Reply to  Jojo

Quite true.

But the other side of this is that Trump is making the US look pathetic, destroying relationships, tanking your economy and showing 35% of America up for the racists that you are. Great legacy for your kids that he is building.

Jojo
Jojo
1 month ago
Reply to  Jon L

[Shrug]. Allow me to share a 2500 year old Greek quote that you should use for future guidance:

“The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.”

Neil
Neil
1 month ago
Reply to  Jojo

Good to see he is bringing that bit of joy into the world! It’s something at least.

And your comment explains Maga very well: happy to cut of the nose just to spite the face. Nothing constructive, ever.

MPO45v2
MPO45v2
1 month ago
Reply to  Jojo

You are projecting again. You aren’t enjoying this at all because you took the time to post a comment that makes no sense. Your comment drips with concern and impotence. It’s YOU that can’t do anything about the upcoming changes to America and the waning support for Israel that likely has you concerned. Yup, it’s going to happen whether you like it or not. The world has had enough of Israel.

Trump has 1027 days and he’s gone forever. he may be an impeached lame duck in 218 days and after that things will change dramatically.

https://unherd.com/2026/03/the-west-is-turning-on-its-jews/?edition=us

Got exit strategy?

ri mi
ri mi
1 month ago
Reply to  MPO45v2

If Harris wins the MTG special election, the end may be accelerated.

LM2020
LM2020
1 month ago
Reply to  Jojo

Amazing how you’ll simp for every one of Trump’s lunatic, demented decisions all because he “owns the libs”.

AP Hill
AP Hill
1 month ago

Sir! I have a plan!
[standing up from his wheelchair]
Mein Führer! I can walk!

astroboy
astroboy
1 month ago
Reply to  AP Hill

Great movie!

alx west
alx west
1 month ago

The extraction of the material would likely need to be conducted by an elite special operations team specially trained to remove radioactive material from a conflict zone. The highly enriched uranium is likely contained in 40 to 50 special cylinders that resemble scuba tanks.
======

out of curiosity WHY USA PLANNERS THINK THOSE CYLINDERS are in same place, not dispersed all over country?

each time i read such drivels (by generals and such) i vividly recall famous story created by russian-ukraine author named N. Gogol

it is called = notes of madman. =

alx

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  alx west

Given how Iran has prepped for something like this for years, I think the material has been disbursed and probably enriched beyond 60% and likely already fashioned into a workable nuclear device that could be deployed on land as Israel had on standby in the 1967 War to deter an Egyptian counterattack or Soviet intervention. The difference being is that at least Iran enriched their own uranium instead of stealing it from the US as the Israelis did.

If the material has been dispersed, the question is are US and Israeli intelligence aware of this.

In another post I speculated that the US and Israel might consider using neutron bombs detonated underground to spoil any enriched uranium and make access difficult.

Phil in CT
Phil in CT
1 month ago
Reply to  alx west

Agree. They say it’s 1000 lb of uranium, most likely packed in cylinders that look like scuba air tanks. They could be literally anywhere.

Christoball
Christoball
1 month ago

This could be like Stalingrad for the United States.

Arthur Orwell
Arthur Orwell
1 month ago

What’s harebrained about it? Unless you think that Americans are ALL now incapable of doing anything. I would suggest that it is only Democrats and leftists who are incapable of doing anything. In fact, if you look at it carefully, it may be that a lot of people become leftists because they think they can’t do anything.

LM2020
LM2020
1 month ago
Reply to  Arthur Orwell

It was about regime change, it’s not about regime change. It was about oil, it’s not about oil, it was about ballistic missiles, it’s not about ballistic missiles. It was about opening the Straight of Hormuz (which was open before we attacked), now it’s not.

It’s now about parachuting in and finding uranium. Until it won’t be tomorrow. Trump has surrounded himself with the dumbest of the dumbest, so all this flailing looking for any rationale, anything he can use to declare victory would one funny if the world economy wasn’t getting crushed.

Frosty
Frosty
1 month ago
Reply to  LM2020

And a few months ago Trump declared “the uranium” buried deep underground and that it could never be used after his banker buster air strikes.

Phil in CT
Phil in CT
1 month ago
Reply to  Frosty

Considering they mined and processed millions of tons of material to get that 1000lb of refined uranium, the idea that it could be buried beyond use is absurd.

Derecho
Derecho
1 month ago
Reply to  LM2020

Trump keeps Izrail happy by allowing endless time to hit Iran.

Limey
Limey
1 month ago
Reply to  Arthur Orwell

All this from a country that is apparently running out of fuel.

Jon L
Jon L
1 month ago
Reply to  Arthur Orwell

…and there you have it in a post why the rest of the world is laughing at the US right now.

Tom
Tom
1 month ago
Reply to  Arthur Orwell

I’m more concerned about what Iran is capable of doing. After being destroyed repeatedly they still hold the majority of their drone capability.

Trump has proven nothing other than he can talk a lot, drool, and likes naps. Biden wasn’t this brain dead.

threeblindmice
threeblindmice
1 month ago
Reply to  Arthur Orwell

brilliant binary. Either we can’t find 50 canister in a country the size of Europe or we can’t do anything. You’re some kind of Socrates aren’t you?

Neil
Neil
1 month ago
Reply to  Arthur Orwell

Interestingly the blue states are the most productive ones. It’s the red farmer states that need constant subsidizing.

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  Neil

To the extent that is true, it is the result of programs inaugurated and supported by democrats such as Social Security, Medicare, SNAP, EBT etc. plus military spending (most remaining military bases are in the South). Further, many Social Security and Medicare recipients were incentivized to relocate to the South because of high taxes in the blue states.

So which programs do you want to cut to end this inequitable situation?

And will you also stop whining about how the Civil War was a moral act that was necessary to preserve the Union? And admit the the industrial revolution in the northern states in the US, as in Great Britain began with the mass production of textiles and consumed great quantities of cotton produced un the south?

Phil in CT
Phil in CT
1 month ago
Reply to  Kevin

Spoken like a true Southern racist on welfare

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  Phil in CT

I may be a racist but I am definitely NOT a southerner. I had the unfortunate experience of living in South Carolina for 4 years and endure endless inquiries about what church I attended. I don’t! Your typical southerner is deathly afraid of being a racist even in private conversation. They love their negroes as some of them may turn out to be college football stars.

You New Englanders like to consider yourself as so open minded but you are just as bigoted in your own ways as the dreaded redneck. I noticed you didn’t even try to refute what I said but immediately launched into an ad hominem attack based on assumptions which you had no way of knowing whether they were true or false.

Get over yourself!

Last edited 1 month ago by Kevin
Feral Finster
Feral Finster
1 month ago
Reply to  Kevin

The military and the Army Corps pf Engineers are democrat programs? The Department of Agriculture?

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  Feral Finster

Most of the military facilities eliminated by the defense cuts in the 1990s were in the blue states. There were plenty of financial sweeteners to get local representatives to go along with it.

The Dept. of Agriculture was a minor department until FDR’s New Deal started crop subsidies. Then there is the school lunch program. Which proves my point.

todde
todde
1 month ago
Reply to  Kevin

“And will you also stop whining about how the Civil War was a moral act that was necessary to preserve the Union?”

This guy is apparently having a conversation in his own head, no one is mentioning the Civil War let alone whining about it unless i missed something.

Phil in CT
Phil in CT
1 month ago
Reply to  todde

It’s (barely) coded racist language

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  Phil in CT

Stop! You’re making me sad!

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  todde

Well, they like to whine about subsidizing red states which could have been avoided if they just let the South go.

Flavia
Flavia
1 month ago
Reply to  Arthur Orwell

Are the lights still on down by you?

Peppe
Peppe
1 month ago

So we have have a MAD MAN in charge of the US Department of WAR and there’s no one there to stop the destruction of the US.

VeldesX
VeldesX
1 month ago
Reply to  Peppe

$$. Not for you or me. For someone else. And they’re calling the shots. When Orange Thing is gone, they’ll still have their gunnite swimming pools and Bentleys. Fear not.

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  Peppe

It gets worse. Congress is very likely to approve the $200 billion request by the Mad Men in the Pentagon. There are 58 house members retiring. All but 4 have received funding from the Israel Lobby, some received as much as several million dollars. Even removing those running for other offices such as senator or governor, there are a lot of bought politicians with nothing to lose by voting YES on their way out the door to the gratitude of those remaining to vote NO without putting their future cash flow from the Israel Lobby in peril.

JCH1952
JCH1952
1 month ago

If the material was in one or more of the facilities that were bombed, the material is potentially lying under mountains of rock. It could take weeks, even months to reach it. If the Iranians were smart, big if, they dispersed it, long ago, in small containers.

alx west
alx west
1 month ago
Reply to  JCH1952

exactly! i posted same

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  JCH1952

Might consider using neutron bombs to denature the material in situ (kind of lime what Goldfinger had in mind for the gold in Fort Knox). Crazy, but here we are.

Last edited 1 month ago by Kevin
JCH1952
JCH1952
1 month ago
Reply to  Kevin

That would be nice. But we don’t have any.

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  JCH1952

Israel reportedly has a considerable inventory.

Suzie Alcatrez
Suzie Alcatrez
1 month ago

It will be a complete and disaster if Trump sends troops into Iran.

Trump is far too stupid to understand this and he has surrounded himself with yes men unwilling to tell him otherwise.

VeldesX
VeldesX
1 month ago
Reply to  Suzie Alcatrez

Trump is the slave of one yes-man, and that is the crazed criminal Bibi who’d be sitting in jail right now if he hadn’t waged war on everyone to stall the corruption case against him. Its SUCH a saving grace that October 7th happened just as the entire country was in the streets protesting him and his attempts to flout justice by changing the courts in Israel. I;m sure if he believed in any other god than himself, he’d give thanks. As it is, HE is god, and Trump is his impotent servant.

Michael
Michael
1 month ago

I think a psychopath like Trump would gleefully use a nuke on Iran, mostly because it hasn’t been done in a while and it lets him make a big splash and stroke his infinitely inflated ego. Meanwhile, he’d call it an action of peace.

Last edited 1 month ago by Michael
Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  Michael

Not “on Iran” but UNDER Iran.

most of you voted for the uniparty all your lives
most of you voted for the uniparty all your lives
1 month ago

it’s blatant armed robbery

njbr
njbr
1 month ago

our current definition of winning is restoring what was before

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
1 month ago
Reply to  njbr

They were offering to hand it over before we sucker punched them… now it will cost thousands of lives, a trillion dollars, and probably just end up buried by a bunker buster. Then we’ll never know for sure if it’s down there.

Winning!

Last edited 1 month ago by El Trumpedo
Suzie Alcatrez
Suzie Alcatrez
1 month ago
Reply to  njbr

The definition of winning is when Trump walks away with a billion dollars.

Peace
Peace
1 month ago
Reply to  njbr

Like
Replacing Taliban regime with Taliban regime ( takes 20 years )
Replacing Ayatola regime with Ayatola regime ( takes 1 day )

Performance is awesome.
1 trillion military budget to train to improve.

njbr
njbr
1 month ago

someone snuck a successful run of Castle Wolfenstein into his daily 2 minute war video

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
1 month ago
Reply to  njbr

He would have cried at the death of mecha-Hitler at the end.

Derecho
Derecho
1 month ago
Reply to  El Trumpedo

“Too many requests. Please slow down.” I tried to upvote 🙁

Cyrano
Cyrano
1 month ago

Am I awake? Please, someone pinch me. Or maybe it’s a cartoon show I have never watched previously. It can’t be reality I am experiencing. Run for the hills if I am wrong. Hide and be very frightened. There is a lunatic in the house.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
1 month ago
Reply to  Cyrano

The lunatic is in the hall
the lunatics are in my hall
the paper holds their folded faces to the floor
and every day, the paper boy brings more

alx west
alx west
1 month ago
Reply to  Cyrano

=Please, someone pinch me.

if you are nice good looking lady 20+ something i am all yours for pinching.

LM2020
LM2020
1 month ago

I’ve decided we’re living through Dr Strangelove at this point.

Sentient
Sentient
1 month ago
Reply to  LM2020

Jack Keane is guarding his precious bodily fluids.

Mick
Mick
1 month ago

Any violence beyond this point will be because Iran refused to understand they have already been defeated.”

Our apparent lack of a strategic plan at this point reminds me of that Mike Tyson quote : “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”. Trump might as well have been punched by Tyson; his mouth is still running but nothing is connecting upstairs.

Last edited 1 month ago by Mick
njbr
njbr
1 month ago

From the reality based world a few weeks ago

The enriched uranium is believed to be stored deep underground in structures designed to survive bunker-busting bombs. When such structures collapse, they create dense layers of debris requiring heavy engineering equipment to clear.
“To reach the uranium, forces would not only need rifles,” Ailam said. “They would need hydraulic excavators, diamond drills and engineering teams working for weeks.”

Conducting such an operation in hostile territory would be extraordinarily risky, he added, since heavy excavation would likely attract the attention of foreign intelligence satellites, including those of Russia and China.

Even if a force could reach the uranium, transporting it safely presents another challenge.

Iran typically stores enriched uranium in the form of uranium hexafluoride gas inside large industrial cylinders.

“These are not light suitcases,” Ailam said. “Each standard cylinder together with its protective casing can weigh between five and ten tons.”

Moving such cargo would require heavy transport helicopters hovering over the site while the containers are attached—a process that would expose aircraft and crews to both military and environmental hazards.

“In addition, even a few minutes of exposure to a damaged cylinder without heavy shielding would be a death sentence,” Ailam warned.

Rather than attempting to remove the uranium, some experts believe a more practical strategy would be to neutralize it where it lies.

Ailam described the possibility of injecting neutron-absorbing materials such as boron or gadolinium into underground storage areas through drilled boreholes.

“These materials act as poison for a nuclear reaction,” he said. “Once the enriched uranium physically mixes with these substances, it becomes useless as a weapon.”
Restoring the material for military use would then require building an entirely new chemical separation facility, a process that could take years and would likely be detected by Western intelligence.

Ailam said future diplomatic arrangements should focus less on removing the uranium and more on ensuring it remains permanently buried and monitored.
“The correct strategy is sealing and monitoring,” he said.

Such an approach could include filling storage shafts with boron-infused concrete and embedding sensors capable of detecting drilling or excavation attempts.
“It is much easier to bomb a bulldozer attempting to dig than to try to steal the uranium ourselves,” Ailam said.

Modern satellite technology would make concealment difficult, he added.
For now, Ailam believes the buried uranium poses less immediate danger than headlines might suggest.

“Right now, the uranium is not a ticking bomb,” he said. “It is more like an expensive grand piano buried deep inside a collapsed building.”

most of you voted for the uniparty all your lives
most of you voted for the uniparty all your lives
1 month ago
Reply to  njbr

The very discussion is disingenuous.

Derecho
Derecho
1 month ago

Of course but bibi wants more land in Lebanon.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
1 month ago
Reply to  njbr

That’s all way, WAAAAY too long and boring.

Christoball
Christoball
1 month ago
Reply to  njbr

Iranians are not stupid. You make some good points

Last edited 1 month ago by Christoball
You name it
You name it
1 month ago
Reply to  njbr

Uranium just another smoke screen, same as regime change. Should be clear to all by now.

Derecho
Derecho
1 month ago
Reply to  You name it

The US will continue to drill until they finally get to the secret caves of the Taliban in Afghanistan. They will be so surprised.

dtj
dtj
1 month ago

Did anyone else notice (or was it just me?) that as soon as the U.S. got control of Venezuela’s oil, the “narco-terrorist” threat vanished from the news cycle?

Well, it’s the same thing with Iran. It’s about the oil, not about nuclear weapons.

Of course, now that we killed the anti-nuclear weapons Ayatollah, maybe there’s an actual possibility that Iran might want a nuclear weapon at this point in time to defend itself from Israel and the U.S.

Iran will stop shooting missiles and drones once Israel stops bombing them. It’s entirely up to Israel (not the U.S.) to stop the bombing. Only then can negotiations begin to open up the Strait of Hormuz.

That’s not going to happen though. I think the next thing the U.S. will do is to start blocking Iranian oil exports to try to force them to open up the Strait. It’s not going to work, it’s just going to escalate things even further to the point of no return.

You name it
You name it
1 month ago
Reply to  dtj

> to try to force them to open up the Strait..

fake news. 20 vessels under Pakistani flag currently passing through – easily verified by AIS. Most probably paid up the commission in CNY/RMB.

Just another convenient lie by Dr. Strangelove, representing Rothschild & Co, purposely drawing world into depression. Impossible not to see what’s going on.

Tony Frank
Tony Frank
1 month ago

There is no way to predict what verbal vomit is likely come out of taco’s mouth at any point in time.

Webej
Webej
1 month ago

Do you all casually give your toddler the keys to the car ?
How about the nuclear launch codes to your 4-year old?

Because this is the level of maturity of America’s rulers.

Avery2
Avery2
1 month ago

25th Amendment and / or impeachment are the only “off-ramps”. But few would have the guts or want to derail the MIC gravy train. .

Or another Snowden, Assange, Binney etc. hacks and makes public the blackmail evidence that Bibi is holding over T’s head.

Last edited 1 month ago by Avery2
Augustine
Augustine
1 month ago
Reply to  Avery2

What did Snowden, Assange, Binney, etc accomplish, other than wrecking their lives for a nation undeserving of them?

“The greatest fear that I have regarding the outcome for America of these disclosures is that nothing will change.” (Edward Snowden)

Ginko Biloba
Ginko Biloba
1 month ago

Yes, that’s how the Trump administration gets its ideas, from Right Wing X, tiktok and Right Wing pundits. This episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver reviews the many ways the administration is driven by what’s going on on social media.

https://youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI?si=BJXr18WMZTon5gYs

MPO45v2
MPO45v2
1 month ago

“Iran has been defeated militarily. Any violence beyond this point will be because Iran refused to understand they have already been defeated.”

5D dumb – Five full dimensions of dumb on display, far beyond what the normal mind can handle but perfectly clear in the MAGA cult mind.

This weekend I stocked up on paper towels for all the profits I’m going to be gushing on massive profitgasms.

I don’t even care what goes up or down, the volatility is amazing for options traders, just buy calls or puts low and sell ’em high! Rinse and repeat.

Get ready for soaring food, energy, electric and other prices across the board. Lol, remember when Trump wanted the Fed to cut and now all I hear are rate HIKES! Yikes!

Three star Mishelin award granted for witty observation and likely triggering of some regular clown commenters.

Do worry, Trump will find a way to make things even worse.™

MPO45v2
MPO45v2
1 month ago
Reply to  MPO45v2

Nikkei down 5% so far. What a bloodbath!

Quatloo
Quatloo
1 month ago

This ridiculous idea is the only face-saving exit strategy for Trump. If he can proclaim that his Delta Force guys removed Iran’s enriched uranium he will have at least accomplished something in Iran.

Of course it is doomed to failure, but Trump could always just proclaim that the mission was a success, regardless of the reality. Who can prove him wrong (other than Iran, who has no incentive to do so)?

If he turns tail afterwards and leaves, proclaiming victory, maybe he can exit and come out not looking like a total idiot to his base.

Quatloo
Quatloo
1 month ago
Reply to  Quatloo

Trump is just now claiming he has accomplished regime change, even though the reality is has killed all the moderates in the regime

Neal
Neal
1 month ago
Reply to  Quatloo

There are no moderates in the Iranian regime. The problem is they can’t surrender else the populace will Mussolini them from the lampposts. That makes getting a deal hard.
Best hope is Putin can broker a deal that leaves the mullahs in power, gets the nuclear material removed so Trump saves face and pretend he got a win and Europe will be sidelined as Putin will become the biggest winner.

Feral Finster
Feral Finster
1 month ago
Reply to  Neal

Oh, another internet expert on Iranian public opinion!

Webej
Webej
1 month ago
Reply to  Quatloo

Yeah very special special forces.
Immune to radioactive toxins.

Fly in and stay a week in contested air space & territory.
Build air strip, move in excavating equipment to dig around.

Discover the damned Iranians split it up into 12 different caches around the country.

And fly out again after their little excursion.

Hare-brained doesn’t begin to describe this.
Puerile, childish, immature day-dreaming.

Phil in CT
Phil in CT
1 month ago
Reply to  Quatloo

Things are bad in America but you still can’t hide dead troops.

Sentient
Sentient
1 month ago
Reply to  Phil in CT

Depends on the numbers. Maybe not “troops” but CIA or army wearing a foreign country’s uniform. We’ve been doing it for four years in Ukraine. They die in “training accidents”. Sorry about your dad, kid. Training accident.

Mick
Mick
1 month ago
Reply to  Quatloo

Hell, Trump is so full of it, he might just fake a uranium extraction operation to buy time, and when the Iranians deny it, he can just say they are too embarrassed to admit they no longer have the material.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
1 month ago
Reply to  Mick

He can have his drones make a flashy AI video, and award himself the congressional Medal of Honor after.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
1 month ago
Reply to  Quatloo

I’m reminded of Carter’s hostage rescue fiasco…

Christoball
Christoball
1 month ago
Reply to  El Trumpedo

It was not a fiasco, it was a weather influenced operation going sour due to sand storms.

Mak
Mak
1 month ago

And what is congress doing? The Republican party is enablers of a narcistic psychopath who only cares about his ego and enriching himself.

Not only is the war wrong. It shows how broken the United States democracy is.

MPO45v2
MPO45v2
1 month ago
Reply to  Mak

Democracy worked fine but idiots decided they wanted a sociopath clown as President. They deserve everything that’s coming.

Got exit strategy?

Mak
Mak
1 month ago
Reply to  MPO45v2

MPO45v2…

You sure about that. US democracy places a single person as head on the country. Not only that it places them as Commander in Chief of the military.

Most robust democracies don’t work like that. Concentrating power in one individual is highly risky for a healthy democracy.

The checks & balances on the President are broken. This isn’t a country run by congress it is a country run by ONE individual. Didn’t the US try to avoid ‘kings’ ruling the nation.

El Trumpedo
El Trumpedo
1 month ago
Reply to  MPO45v2

Got a starship?

The shitblizzard will not be confined.

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  MPO45v2

Democracy is not scalable. It breaks down over large geographical regions and diverse populations. It then remains as a veneer over an authoritarian system required to keep the population in line and the elite to profit.

JGold
JGold
1 month ago
Reply to  Mak

Agreed, but understand most of Congress — including many democrats — secretly support this action, especially if it’s Trump who’s the only one getting all the blowback.

Remember, the voters get you elected, but the donors dictate policy.

Kevin
Kevin
1 month ago
Reply to  JGold

Something like 54 out of 58 retiring house members got funding from the Israel Lobby. On their way out the door and with nothing to lose, how many will vote YES on the $200 billion Pentagon request giving cover to those up for reelection in November?

Augustine
Augustine
1 month ago
Reply to  Mak

Because Congressmen are narcissistic psychopaths who only care about their ego and enriching themselves.

Directed Energy
Directed Energy
1 month ago

Electrical grids and desalination plants are now under attack. It seems WW3 is possibly inevitable.

MPO45v2
MPO45v2
1 month ago

But hey, Alabama is a great place to live right? Lol. I hope you have your radiation pills and bunker ready.

You reap what you sow. How’s Trump working out for ya?

Jojo
Jojo
1 month ago

Bullcrap.

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